heels...schmeels

My nails are painted, and I have bronzer on my cheeks. I've got a skirt and leg warmers on...and who could forget the god damn heels? It's official. Today is NOT a good day. Especially when I've got to give a presentation, but who will be able to hear it over the grumble in my tummy?

Complaining program complete.

What's that? Oh, yeah, can't really think of much else to say...